Not to Mention Spidey-Sense Woman #1: So, how are you holding up? Woman #2: You know, doing the best I can, using the five senses. Woman #1: There's six senses. Woman #2: No there's five: walking, talking, breathing, reading and writing. Woman #1: What about seeing? Woman #2: Well yeah, there's also fire, wood, air, and water; but I don't know why they don't count those. --B68 Bus via Overheard in New York , Sep 16, 2008